dianochka5 (dianochka5) wrote in anekdot,
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Ещё про США :)

A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the highway.
Nothing is moving.
Suddenly a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What happened?"
"Terrorists kidnapped President Bush and are asking for a $10 million ransom, otherwise they are going to douse him with gasoline and set him on fire. We are going from car to car to take up a collection."
The driver asks, "How much is everyone giving on average?"
"About a gallon."

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"When asked for his opinion on Roe vs. Wade, Bush replied: 'It doesn't matter how they do it, as long as people get out of New Orleans!'"
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